Left or Right?

Left or Right?

“If you don’t GET Right, you will GET Left.”

Message: I was talking to a friend and we were discussing heaven and hell and the people now who are not taking Jesus serious right now and I said “If they don’t get right they will get left.  The saying was surprisingly so quick to come out of my mouth.  I actually said it before I actually knew what I had said.  After I said it, I realized that it could become a very catchy phrase, but it also made me realize that the saying is also oh so serious!  Now a days we are all walking around as though we all have all the time in the world to get right with God.  We go about our days not realizing how close it is to the time that Jesus will actually return back to earth to take up those that are Ready for His return.  We venture in our day to do things that are not Christ like and we say things that are not going to be welcomed into heaven. And we behave like those who are not going to take a seat in heaven or have a place to live in heaven. And we actually act like we really don’t care now a days about heaven, Jesus, God the Father, His Precious Holy Spirit or anything else to do with Jesus Christ. And we seem to not care that Jesus actually came to this earth to save us from the hell that he knew was already prepared for those who chose not to believe!  I mean its to the point that people are forgetting or they are choosing to not want to believe that Jesus Is Still Real!!!  Well here’s a reminder “HE IS!!!”

People often get upset if they don’t get an invitation to the latest party or to the event that is happening and they even lose their cool because of not being invited or because they did not receive the invitation on time or before the event took place.

WELL… I don’t want you to miss out on this event that is about to take place! I was asked to print up and share this invitation with everyone I know and I was asked that those who receive it also share it with others.  So feel free to share this invitation with All you know because Everyone is invited to this Great Event!

Here is how the invitation reads…

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING EVENTS TO EVER TAKE PLACE SINCE THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST!

THIS EVENT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE DAY ONLY! AND WE MUST ADVISE YOU THAT THIS EVENT WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

GOD THE FATHER AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST WELCOME YOU TO VIEW *ONE OF THE MOST TALKED ABOUT PLACES IN THE UNIVERSE AND THEY ALSO WELCOME YOU TO STAY FOR A LIFETIME WHILE YOU ENJOY ALL THAT THIS AMAZING BEAUTIFUL PLACE HAS TO OFFER FOR YOU, THE CHOSEN FEW!

WE GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED AND WE ALSO INFORM YOU THAT THOSE WHO ATTEND WILL ALSO BE REWARDED SIMPLY FOR SHOWING UP! YOU WON’T BE UPSET BECAUSE WE CAN ALSO GUARANTEE THAT THIS EVENT WILL BE LIFE CHANGING!

SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW.  RESERVATIONS ARE BEING TAKEN AT YOUR NEAREST CHURCH.  JUST ASK FOR THE RAPTURE SERMON AND ASK THE PREACHER TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.  TELL THE PASTOR THAT YOU WANT TO BE READY WHEN JESUS COME.

PLACE OF EVENT: HEAVEN

TIME OF EVENT: TO BE DETERMINED

DATE OF EVENT: SOON

Note: As we stated above, This event is One of the most talked about places in the world.  But we must advise you that there is another place that’s also widely talked about.  That other location is named hell.  And we must inform you that this invitations come with an automatic opt out clause.  The opt out clause states that you agree by not accepting the heaven invitation you agree to go to the hell location and you also agree to remain forever in hell location.  We also must inform you that once you have entered the hell location there is no way for you to go back and re-accept this Heaven invitation.

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